Post by ARTHUR KIRKLAND on Oct 29, 2010 18:00:59 GMT -5
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welcome to The Worldwide Boarding School.
hi there, emz, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for 2 months? holy cow! we're really excited about your 2 character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? feliciano vargas, arthur kirkland. awesome. oh, how old are you? 14? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Arthur Kirkland.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"Absolutely not. Simply address me as Arthur, nothing else and nothing more. I shall not tolerate such 'immature' names as such, 'Artie' and whatnot. We aren't bleeding little children anymore and a I, being a refined gentlemen, shall reject any non-consensual names you will try to give me. Understood? "
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"...A-And why in the bloody hell are you asking this on only the second question?! What, are you trying to imply I am over twenty, or s-something...?! Ugh, well if you must know i'm precisely seventeen. I'm not that old, yes?
Now after that, let me ask you a question? How exactly old are you, hm? I have no doubts to know that your older then me..."
» Thanks! Slipped my mind. Now, do you know the super secret code word?"Anarchy in the UK - Sex Pistols."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Hm, some of my favorite things, you say? Well I suppose I do enjoy cooking, a lot. Maybe if your worthy enough, we can have as cone together. A-And don't believe any stories you hear about my cooking. T-There's nothing wrong with what I cook! I-I cook bloody good after all, here see try some of the scones I already made now... N-No there not burnt! Just a tad overcooked!
I also fancy many other things for such as, embroidery (oh the designs I create make our so lovely) reading good (take very well note of the good mind you) books and also simply relaxing my time, having tea. I suppose anything refined and gentleman like can be classified as my own interests as well, since there is a high chance, that I had already fancied it anyway.I-I also like drinking...But i'll take that aside from now..."
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
""Damn well there are. Listen closely. First off, I clearly hate any kinds of obnoxious gits who will not listen to reason. They are nothing but worthless twats, who merely waste my time and make me feel dumber, each minute i'm with them. Very inconvenient for my education, for I am a gentleman, and gentleman bloody well deserve all the concentration they can get for their learning.
And another thing that I hate more then anything are those bloody frogs or as you would know em', the French. Oh, how I wish I could explain to you unsightly they are. And if you are reading this and your one of them, then you can kiss my bloody arse!
Also dare say anything 'minging' about my eyebrows or my cooking, your a c-complete idiot like the rest of them, because they are nothing wrong with both of them."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"Fears? I certainly can tell you there, that I, Arthur Kirkland do not have any fears. I can say though, I do have one worry though. The worry is simply that I would ever regret if this bloody country you call 'America's' stupidity would ever be contagious and spread through the countries, and god forsake touch my homeland.
However for fears, There is nothing I can say there. For I fear nothing, at all.Besides ever being alone or abandoned, I guess though..."
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"Yes indeed, it is scary. The bleeding countries spreads so many sicknesses as it is, but stupidity in my opinion, is the worst of them all.
And oh dreams you say? I, actually, do (unlike many other twits here) have em'. The only aspiration or reason i'm here in America, is that so I can be more educated so I can have a more high standard career, as well as have some stories I may tell to the chums back at Old Blighty. Obviously, American Education isn't much to be applauded for (I regret not going to Finland...) But I suppose since this is an international school and without a doubt a outstanding one as well, I thought to myself I could manage. Besides, perhaps I could share my incredible knowledge with the rest. I very well can know, that some of them do need some assistance in their academics."
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"Cheers to that. I myself hope myself as well, or then it'd just be a total waste being here... Which would make me highly disappointed.
And well, what really is there to say? I'm just another brilliant gentleman; refined, majestic, mature, i'd like to fit myself in those guidelines. Rather then most here, would just simply be classified as, Immature, I say that myself, differ from the rest, and have more dignity then the rest h-- ...Hey... Oi, you bloody twat are you sleeping?! Wake the ------ up, YOU GIT!
A-Anyway, where was I? Oh, right, um. Yes, er, ...i'm a very mannered and mature gentleman, who has the intelligent credentials to perfectly fit this school..."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"Old blighty. Or as you wankers would know it, Great Britain.
Hm aside from the annoyance of my siblings, I had rather a fine life there. I acted the same as I did now, and I lived as a gentleman as always... Although.... A couple years before, when I continuing puberty.... Err.... I'd rather not talk about. M-Move on with the next question, please?"
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"Bloody hell, don't even start with those fools you name as 'siblings'. But yes, I have four siblings. Three older brothers, Wales*, Scotland*, Ireland*, and a younger sibling named Peter. And oh how ever hard to explain how despicable they were. Always being ignorant fools, disruptive gits, and obnoxious clowns... I swear I wonder if i'm the only child my parents raised, that is actually normal.
Any road, speaking of my parents I suppose we both were in well terms with each other. Of course we weren't in spats as much as my siblings, though I am disappointed of them not taking my foolish brothers, more austerely then they did before."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"Honestly, a memory I dislike is right now, being here in America for education. Though i'd never say i'm not ashamed of my countries intelligence (oh trust me it's much better there then here) But my Mum was actually the one who suggested me, to go overseas for prior education. She'd said I wouldn't regret it and well, I just can't say no to her, and the school here didn't look much as repulsive as this yankee country, itself. But yet, I do will miss England.
To be placed in a school full of chums, I do not know, i'm sure anyone would be nervous to come here. At least people whom are like me, who aren't used to much of these... different diversities and such."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Best memories. Ah, where to start. Oh, maybe it was that time I entered the cooking competitionwhich I did not lose my temper on for being in last placeor maybe the time me and my chaps went out to go leprechaun searching, when we saw a rainbow that evening... I swear I already told Yousei-san, that we weren't going to find the end of the rainbow, (oh sweet elizabeth was the rainbow never ending!) But she just persisted on to keep on trying to find it. Oh, she can be so silly sometimes! But as for this questions, I think I have too much in my mind to tell. I just can't choose, which. "
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Like mentioned before, I am an student attending this boarding academy, here in America. I am hoping to graduate here, and a, very eager to observe how this education program, works here."
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