Post by LOVINO VARGAS on Oct 25, 2010 22:00:54 GMT -5
"VOGLIO PIU, DI UN SOGNO
APPARTENERE AL DI FUORI DI ME"
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welcome to The Worldwide Boarding School.
ciao, fallz, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for three years? holy cow! we're really excited about your first character! what's your character's name again? Lovino Vargas. awesome. oh, how old are you? as old as your mom? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Lovino Vargas.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"No. I have a name for a reason, dumb ass."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
".. What's with the stupid questions? Seventeen."
» Thanks! Slipped my mind. Now, do you know the super secret code word?
"Quarter."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Well pasta for one, and not that shitty stuff they have here in Florida! You'd think the idiots here have never seen a damn plate of pasta.. Siestas too, and tomatoes. At least they have tomatoes here.. Heh, girls too, especially cute ones.. W-wait, why the hell do you want to know any of this?!"
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
".. Tch. Interesting, my ass.. You should stop being such a damn creep with your weird questions. I dislike weirdo interviewers, like you, and creepy ass people. I hate working too.. Why the hell would I want to work when I could be taking a nap? Foreign food also bugs me, it's just.. disgusting, like that shit food you call potatoes. You want to know something else? I fucking hate those snobby girls, who think they're so damn bad and they rule the world.. Girls are supposed to be cute and classy, not noisy bitch-machines."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"W-why the hell would I answer this?!Being alone, I guess.."
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"Didn't I tell you to stop being such a damn creep? You and your questions.. I plan to get through this damn school, get a job, get rich, and live in a mansion surrounded by beautiful woman and tomatoes. Any questions?.. O-or.. Just getting through school and finding someone who- Wait, why am I telling you this again?!"
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"Th-that better not have been sarcasm, you jackass! *huffs* And didn't I already tell you enough? Dammit, what do you want, a life story? Well, you're not getting it. If you weren't paying attention earlier, I'm not going to repeat myself for some creep."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
".. I'm tired of telling you to stop with the weird-ass questions, so I'll just answer. I'm from Southern Italy, and it was a lot better than this hell hole you call Japan, because at least the food wasn't shit, and the people weren't as stupid as they are here."
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"Well.. I have a stupid little brother named Feliciano. He's always taking up the spot light, and always walking around with that stupid-ass grin on his face.. My parents always seemed to favor him.. N-not that I care! I mean, tch, I'm alright all on my own, dammit!.. Okay, he's annoying as hell, but don't you dare hurt him!"
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"Tch. What isn't? I'm not being a damn emo, but seriously. I'm surrounded by idiots, the food here's hardly edible.. I'd almost tell you coming here was the worst thing to happen but I'd have to say, oh, none of your fucking businessFine, dammit.. When I first realized that everyone loves my stupid brother more than me.."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Stop being so damn nosy! I told you enough already, didn't I?! My favorite memory is, again, none of your fucking business, but it'll soon be when you shut the hell up and stop interrogating me! Tch. Don't you have anything better to do? Creepy bastard."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Where am I? I'm in this shitty school, trying to get through my shitty classes. I just wanna graduate and get the hell out of here, out of this stupid country. After that, like I said, I'm going to be rich and live in a mansion. Are you done with your creepy questions? Can I finally leave?.. It's about time, dammit."
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
